A Drake Lyric for Every (insta) Occasion

Hey y’all!

If you’re reading this then I’m sure you’re aware that Drake’s album, Scorpion, came out on June 29th. ( I tried so hard to make an “if you’re reading this it’s too late” joke right there but I just couldn’t make it work). I was going to write a full review of the album since it’s all the buzz right now, but I didn’t think anyone would truly want to sit here and read what I thought about all 25 songs and I didn’t really want to write that. Instead, I present to you a list of captions from the album perfect for any Instagram occasion. After all, Drake lyrics and Instagram captions go together like mac and cheese.


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“So, Like, What Are You?”

“So, like what are you?”

I wish I could count how many times I have been asked this question. I have come up with an arsenal of answers including:


“A nice mix of Tituss Andromedon and Chrissy Teigen, with a dash of Carrie Fischer”

“A nursing student who occasionally cries in public while studying without even noticing”


None of these answers suffice and the follow up question is about my race, with which I answer “I’m mixed. White and black, but a little bit of everything else too”.

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